(Heaton/Rotheray)
When you're too old for the swings
You tend to choose the slide
And they never seem to warn you
The slide's your final ride
And when you're at the top of it
And you cannot see the end
Either don't let go son - Or grab the nearest friend
The slide is no respecter of dignity or class
As soon as you sit down on it
That slide has got your ass
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
Heroes and villains have tried and cried
A broken soul at the bottom lies denied
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
When the slide was invented
A thousand drinkers sighed
They thought they had the copyright
On the very word the slide
It's a picture of innocence
On which the innocent have fried
Take the helter skelter son
It's easier than the slide
Advice to listening parents
Or the father of the bride
Let them marry anyone
But don't let her take the slide
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
Heroes and villains have tried and cried
A broken soul at the bottom lies denied
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
It'll take you much much lower
Than you ever would have asked
'Cause as soon as you sit down on it
The slide has got your ass - It's customers are fools
And every one of them deceased
The long and silver murderer
The devil must have greased
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
Heroes and villains have tried and cried
A pile of broken souls at the bottom it denied
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
Don't take the slide, don't take the slide
Heroes and villains have tried and cried
A broken soul at the bottom it denied
Don't take the slide, don't take the slideEverything I think ends up in sex
Every little chance I have I use it
After one is done
I wonder who's next
And all the girls I see are all the girls I want
Everytime I have has a specific purpose
I think that I am a freak of nature
And after I do it
I wanna do it
I wanna do it again
I wanna do it, again
Do it again
I am freak
I repeat
I am a freak
I repeat...
If you let me lick the skin of your fingers
I'll try to lick your skin 'till you bounce
How far are you
Willing to go?
What used to be inside me was love
But now there's nothing nothing
But this pain in my chest
That it seems in get softer
With sex
And after,
After I do it
I wanna do it again
I wanna do it again
I wanna do it again
I am freak
I repeat
I am a freak
I repeat...
A freak
Come closer
And after I do it
I wanna do it
I wanna do it again
I wanna do it again
I wanna do it again
Again, again
And again, and again, again, again, again, again
Freak
You're the freak
I repeat
Yes I need
I am a freak
I repeat, I repeat
I am a freak
A freak...